The Great Escape

Planning an escape from a po'duck town like Brunswick, GA isnt as easy as one would think. There are several obstacles in my way, the main one: Ive no money. At the beginning of the month I got a way of getting about $300 or $400 bucks. I can probably tear up and get another $100 or $200 out of mommy and daddy. Still, that leaves me with only $600, a car, and a shitty wardrobe - stuck on the streets of Decatur. Days and weeks of planning and this is the best idea I got: Drive my car into Decatur, pull up the first Waffle House I see, walk in, get hired on the spot, and sleep in my car out back until I can find a room for rent in Creative Loafing. I know, I know, you're thinking "Damn, Nathan! THAT is an air-tight plan! No way that could go astray!" But really, if you think about it, it DOES have a few holes in it. Anybody got a better idea??? Remember, if I dont get out of Brunswick, I'm probably going to die here, and soon. So, this is important. What would you do??