John Man's BBQ Paradise

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John Man's
BBQ Paradise
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Seasoning salt, pork butts
and sweat.

Ugly, ancient Fryers that
Ol' John Man aint cleaned
in weeks! But hell,
the boy's on salary.
And ol' Mr Henry's workin'
him 75hrs a week.

What those Fryers pump out
though, is pure side-dish
heaven! Corn Nuggets with
Ranch dressing, or Sweet
Potato Frys with Lil' Henry's
secret cinnamon dip.
They go great with a 3way
Platter: Ribs, Brisket &
Pork Butt. Whatever feeds
the local Fireman or
Passing Tourist from the
interstate that's half a
mile down the road.

It's alright, John Man.
Ol' Henry (Sr or Jr) will
tell you that all the crud
and crust in those Fryers
is just extra seasoning!

"Check the smoker before
you leave, John Man!"

When you get home you'll
smell like smoke and meat,
even after two showers. And
them good ol' Georgia Boys
and Girls are still going
to have bellies achin' for
real pit BBQ tomorrow.

Get some sleep, John Man.
Hunger will be waiting
to do battle again
on some other sunny day.